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    Quote Originally Posted by roseymary View Post
    You've just taught Pommy Aussie something Mat. So that's why there's whole branches put in koala compounds at zoos.
    Yup! - They'd starve!

    They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth.

    A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons.

    If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.
    Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their lives.
    When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like satan.

    Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently...

    Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?

    Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in helmet
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    The worst bigots in the world are those who most loudly proclaim their ‘tolerance’

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    Sorry - just picked a single food diet animal at random... But you're right about pandas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah(sjc) View Post
    Sorry - just picked a single food diet animal at random... But you're right about pandas...
    I think you made your excellent point very well indeed!
    The worst bigots in the world are those who most loudly proclaim their ‘tolerance’

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    "The researchers found a study that decreased blood sugar levels in mice and regulated cholesterol in ducks, but these results had not been replicated in humans."

    All righty then... that's gotta be a superior superfood. Perhaps we should spread it on eucalyptus leaves so as to improve nutrition in koalas.

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    Then there's this silliness from the Express:

    Now I'll admit that raspberries are my favorite cheat treat, but they're not something that should be on the diabetic menu except as a very occasional treat.


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