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    Default Welcome to the 21st century!

    From a friend with sometime on her hands.

    WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

    *Our Phones 👉 Wireless*
    *Cooking - 👉 Fireless*
    *Cars - 👉 Keyless*
    *Food - 👉 Fatless*
    *Tires - 👉 Tubeless*
    *Tools - 👉 Cordless*
    *Dress - 👉 Sleeveless*
    *Youth - 👉 Jobless*
    *Leaders - 👉 Shameless*
    *Relationships-👉Meaningless*
    *Attitude - 👉 Careless*
    *Wives - 👉 Fearless*
    *Babies - 👉 Fatherless*
    *Feelings - 👉 Heartless*
    *Education - 👉 Valueless*
    *Children - 👉 Mannerless*
    *Government - 👉 Useless*
    *PARLIAMENT-👉CLUELESS*
    *MASSES - 👉 HELPLESS*

    _*Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in Future is - Endless.*_

    In fact I am *Speechless* Because friendship remains *Priceless!!*

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    Lol!
    Dear Stomach,you are bored,not hungry. So shut up.

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    Nice one Christine.
    Gilli - DLTBGYD but more importantly KCHO

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    Clever.

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    Thanks Christine.

    Perhaps another one

    Lockdown - senseless

    But that is very controversial
    One is too many a thousand not enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roseymary View Post
    Thanks Christine.

    Perhaps another one

    Lockdown - senseless

    But that is very controversial
    Not controversial! - No-one has really proven that it actually works! There is certainly data that shows it doesn't!
    The worst bigots in the world are those who most loudly proclaim their ‘tolerance’

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